Also known as Miss Kipper, Kip-Kip, Kippers...
and the nicknames only go downhill from there.
16 years and then some.
Until the last week, which was sadly pretty bad, not even dementia-
and alack of awareness of most happenings around her-
could slow her down.
Although the lack of awareness thing eventually increased the chances
of anyone else holding on to their food long enough to finish it themselves.